Novel Car Repair

People in movies and television shows talk about the next Great American Novel, but I’ve been waiting for the next Great Australian Novel. I’m a publisher by trade, always keeping an eye out for the next big thing that can get my publishing house up there with the best. Today I thought I’d found it, …

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Creature Creation

I can’t believe they are still making Poke-pet games. It’s clear they ran out of ideas for the series years ago, but somehow they’re still releasing game after game, each with hundreds of new Poke-pets. There must be over a thousand of them by now. At what point will the creators look at themselves and …

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Prime Productivity

Lately, we’ve been playing G&G (Grottos and Goblins) in the office. It would get us in a lot of trouble, if the boss wasn’t the Grotto Master. Productivity has never been lower, but we’re all having fun, which is the important thing. The problem is that we play right near the main window, in the …

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The Monster Kid

It all started when this weird device did what it did. It stuck itself around my neck, and now I’m no ordinary kid. I’ve got these superpowers and I guess that’s kind of cool. I’m Stein-Hundred Nine-Hundred. For the last few weeks, I’ve been fighting monsters that have secretly been living on earth for thousands …

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