All right, here’s how this post is going to go. Today I’m going to prove to you that a single family in Russia is actually controlling the world. You’ll be sceptical at first, but by the end of this three hundred and fifty-word spiel, I’ll have you convinced. Let’s do this.
Did you even know that Russia had such a family? Well, they do, and they’re running everything from the shadows. I realised it the other day while I was doing some errands for my boss at work. He needed me to go to the best Melbourne business for steel fabrication and grab an order. Obviously I did so, but as I was waiting for the order to be finished, I started reading a newspaper nearby. It said that the family in question was executing order sixty-seven. Now, I wasn’t sure what this ‘order sixty-seven’ was, but I didn’t like the sound of it. So once I had the steel for work, I got back in my truck and went to the office.
When I got there, I immediately wasted company time researching the number sixty-seven. And you know what I learned? I learned that sixty-seven is only one number off sixty-six. This might not seem like a big revelation, but does ‘order sixty-six’ sound familiar to you? It’s the same order number that Dark Palatine gave in the third Space Battles movie. The one that means the metal troopers need to betray their allies.
Now that’s a scary coincidence. Or is it a coincidence? I mean think about it. In that movie, Amikins tries to melt the metal troopers with jet fuel, but it doesn’t work. Do you know what else jet fuel can’t melt? That’s right: steel beams. Melbourne has plenty of steel fabricators, although I doubt they’re involved with this particular family. What I do think, however, is that the family is going to buy all the steel beams in Australia and use them to take over the world. Isn’t that a scary thought?
Okay, maybe this isn’t the most solid theory ever created, but you’ve got to admit, it’s worth thinking about. I’d encourage you to do your own research and come to a conclusion yourself. As long as it’s the same conclusion as mine, otherwise, you’re just a troll.