Bathroom Appreciation

I feel sick this morning. I don’t know whether that’s because I ate something questionable, or if I’m nervous to go to work or if the universe just hates me, but I feel sick and can’t move from the bathroom. I’ve been in here with my head resting against the sink since 4:00am and it doesn’t look like I’m going to be leaving anytime soon. I guess my coworkers are going to have to do that massive presentation without me, which is no loss for me as long as they don’t think I’m purposely missing it. I don’t know if I’d rather spend my day in the bathroom or do that presentation, but I think the bathroom would be the more suitable choice.

Seeing as I’ve been lying here for four hours now, I’ve had a lot of time to appreciate my recent bathroom renovations. In Melbourne, renovators are truly the best in the business, and I’m glad that I have a job that pays me enough to be able to hire the best. Obviously, my job stresses me out to the point of being physically ill, but at least I get to be ill in a very luxurious bathroom. Everything evens out in the end.

But seriously, they did such a great job. I’ve never looked at my bathroom this closely before, or from this angle, and every finish is of the highest quality. Even though my bathroom was expensive, I definitely got value for money and it is probably one of the best bathroom renovations in Australia.

I hope that I feel less sick soon. I’ve taken a sick day, obviously, but it would be nice to be able to enjoy one of my very rare days off. I usually work 6-7 days per week just because of how busy we are, so it would be nice not to feel sick for the rest of the day.