My wife and I are making a webcomic together, about animals with magic. It’s in a world where the conflict between cats and dogs has been going on forever, with the devilish foxes thrown in the middle. As we’ve been coming up with ideas, I’ve pushed really hard for us to have a unique magic …
It’s my third interview with Airy the Air Conditioner, and I’m determined to learn more about its childhood, the earliest days and years of its existence. Last time it avoided the question. Now I’m determined to break through. We sit down at the local dog park, watching puppies playing along the grass. Apparently this is …
My dream is finally coming alive. I’ve just rented the space for an office building. This will be the base for my salesmen, as my worldwide empire expands. But I suppose we have to start small for now. Although, I suppose it’s been a while since I’ve written an update. You’re probably quite confused. You …
People in movies and television shows talk about the next Great American Novel, but I’ve been waiting for the next Great Australian Novel. I’m a publisher by trade, always keeping an eye out for the next big thing that can get my publishing house up there with the best. Today I thought I’d found it, …
I can’t believe they are still making Poke-pet games. It’s clear they ran out of ideas for the series years ago, but somehow they’re still releasing game after game, each with hundreds of new Poke-pets. There must be over a thousand of them by now. At what point will the creators look at themselves and …
Lately, we’ve been playing G&G (Grottos and Goblins) in the office. It would get us in a lot of trouble, if the boss wasn’t the Grotto Master. Productivity has never been lower, but we’re all having fun, which is the important thing. The problem is that we play right near the main window, in the …
“All right children,” I said to the third-graders, “who can tell me how to install a new motor in an automobile?” They all looked at me with complete confusion. I refuse to talk down to my students. They might only be eight years old and currently clueless, but how else are they going to learn? …